Me: "Parker, get off the counter."
Parker: "No."
Me: "Seriously, get off the counter."
Parker: "No."
Me: (Getting irritated.) "Get down, or you're going to be in trouble."
Parker: "No!"
Me: (Getting up in her face a little.) "Stop telling me 'no.' Get down now!"
Parker: (Nodding vigorously) "Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!"
Me: (Astounded that, apparently, I am being mocked by a two-year old.) "Holy crap."
Parker: "Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!"
Me: (Sighs. Weary. Unable to win.)
4 comments:
AWESOME. Can't wait for the teenage years if two is this great!!!
Parker Fay
Katherine Fay
Karen Fay
Marissa Fay
Jacqueline Fay
We "Fays" always have the last word. Get used to it.
The Little Echo strikes again ... nothing like two, is there ? Well, to quote Shalee ... "the teenage years" are worth stockpiling aspirin and Calgon !
Karen, I love that sooo much!!
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