Thursday, February 12, 2009

If Yes, Check Box

Have you ever...

(X) Gone on a blind date (Sort of. I'd seen her twin sister but not her. Does that count?)

(X) Skipped school (has anyone NOT done this?)

( ) Watched someone die

(X) Been to Canada (Yeah, but they almost didn't let me back in to the U.S.)

(X) Been to Mexico (A couple of hours in Tijuana. No big whoop.)

(X) Been to Florida (Disneyworld, baby!)

(X) Been on a plane

(X) Been lost

( ) Been on the opposite side of the country (the opposite of where exactly?)

( ) Gone to Washington, D.C. (No, but I would love to go to the Smithsonian someday.)

(X) Swam in the ocean (Does standing hip deep count?)

(X) Cried yourself to sleep

(X) Played cops and robbers

() Recently colored with crayons

() Sang Karaoke (if I drank and was drunk, I might do this)

(X) Paid for a meal with coins only

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (how many thousands of times?)

(X) Made prank phone calls

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

(X) How about a snowball in the face

( ) Danced in the rain (I don't really dance anywhere so in the rain is just one of many places I have not danced.)

(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus

(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe

(X) Watched the sunrise with someone

(X) Blown bubbles (the soap kind)

(X) Gone ice-skating

(X) Been skinny dipping outdoors

(X) Gone to the movies (whaa...?)

(X) Rode on a Motorcycle

(X) Did any acting or on stage performances

(X) Shot a gun

1. Your nickname?
Marcus, Mark the Shark, Markie, Yo MB, Downtown Brown, Mark Boogie, Jones.

2. Your Mother's name?
Laurel Gwen Sheffield Brown. Goes by Laurie or "Where's my dinner?" (If you believe that, I've got a bridge I want to sell you.)

3. Your Favorite drink?
Pepsi. Hot chocolate. Fresh lemonade.

4. Do you have any Body Piercings?
Nope.

5. Do you have any Tattoos?
Nope. I don't volunteer for anything involving needles.

6. How much do you love your job?
A lot. It's sweet.

7. Your Birthplace?
Pocatello, ID

8. Favorite vacation spot?
Idaho. The beaches of California. The open road.

9. Ever been to Africa?
"I had a farm in Africa."

10. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner?
Dinner. Breakfast. Second breakfast. Snacks. Brunch. You name it.

11. Ever been on TV?
Yes.

12. Ever steal any traffic signs?
No.

13. Ever been in a car accident?
One or two. Always their fault.

14. Do you drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle or no vehicle?
I have cars of both the two door and four door variety.

15. Your Favorite number?
4 8 15 16 23 42

16. Your Favorite movie?
Today it's Iron Man. Tomorrow? Who knows.

17. Your Favorite holiday?
Arbor Day

18. Your Favorite dessert?
One of those hot brownie things with ice cream, whipped cream, and chocolate sauce that you can get at places like Applebees.

19. Your Favorite food?
Magic fish. Potatoes in all their forms. Big Jud's hamburgers. Soup. All kinds of soup. Greek salad. Chocolate shakes.

20. Your Favorite day of the week?
Friday. Maybe Saturday.

21. How do you relax?
I read, watch movies, go for drives.

22. How do you see yourself in 10 years?
Skinnier hopefully. Nicer. Better looking. Richer.

23. Furthest place you will send this message?
The Norse Penny reaches all across the globe. (Not really. The farthest it will go is probably Portland.)
24. Who will respond to this the fastest?

Why is this question always on these surveys? Is there a prize for answering first? I will give a prize to whoever answers first....

6 comments:

Paul and Linda said...

No prize, please ! Have no room in this house for "idols" of any variety ... which reminds me , there has been no mention of The American One!

Just wanted to respond to # 9 NTM ? Just watched the very young and attractive Meryl and the very young and EXTREMELY handsome RR in this flick the other afternoon, and want to know from whence she reads at Denys' funeral ?

(my verification reads : billycor ... who's he ?)

Captain Admiral said...

crap. I wanted the prize.

brownbunchmama said...

Arbor Day????? Guess that lets all of us off the hook regarding Christmas, birthday, any other gift giving occasion !!!!
Ever been lost? HA! Let me count the times....oh wait, I can't count THAT high !

Mark Brown said...

Linda,

The poem is called "To An Athlete Dying Young" and is by A. E. Housman. Meryl doesn't read all the poem - just a couple of verses.

Here's the whole poem:

To an Athlete Dying Young


The time you won your town the race
We chaired you through the market-place;
Man and boy stood cheering by,
And home we brought you shoulder-high.

To-day, the road all runners come,
Shoulder-high we bring you home,
And set you at your threshold down,
Townsman of a stiller town.

Smart lad, to slip betimes away
From fields were glory does not stay
And early though the laurel grows
It withers quicker than the rose.

Eyes the shady night has shut
Cannot see the record cut,
And silence sounds no worse than cheers
After earth has stopped the ears:

Now you will not swell the rout
Of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran
And the name died before the man.

So set, before its echoes fade,
The fleet foot on the sill of shade,
And hold to the low lintel up
The still-defended challenge-cup.

And round that early-laurelled head
Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,
And find unwithered on its curls
The garland briefer than a girl's.

Mark Brown said...

Mom, are you referring to ME being lost? I very rarely get lost. You may not have known where I was, but I wasn't lost.

Karen said...

Loved your answer of favorite foods - Potatoes are truly the food of the Gods... I'm here to let you know your list came as far northwest as Olympia... Portland Smortland.... Love ya!