King to Koonz.
Hamburgers to hot dogs.
Driving to flying.
Pancakes to waffles.
Hot to cold.
Shorts to pants.
DWTS to any other reality show.
Lost to any other TV show.
My Antonia to almost any other American novel.
Shakespeare to Austen.
Of Mice and Men to The Old Man and the Sea.
Blaine and Lisa with Allison to Jim Harper in the Morning.
Napoleon Dynamite to Nacho Libre.
Jack Black to Will Ferrell. (Sorry, Linda.)
Original trilogy to the crappy prequels.
Star Wars to Star Trek. (Duh.)
The Wrath of Khan to all other Trek movies.
The Empire Strikes Back to all other Star Wars movies.
Saturday to Sunday. (Yep, going to hell for that one.)
Showers to baths.
Rear Window to Vertigo.
Paperback to hardbound.
CNN to Fox News. (Sorry, but Fox is about as fair and balanced as Charles Manson.)
Glasses to contacts.
Jet packs to ray guns.
Rachel and Monica to Phoebe.
Whoppers to Big Macs.
Juliet to Kate.
Three Musketeers to Snickers.
Time to Newsweek.
The Beatles to the Stones.
Live albums to studio recordings.
1 comment:
Thanks, Mark, for giving me a chance to add what I wish I'd included the first time around. :o)
Monk to Psych
Burn Notice to Psych
The Old Price is Right to the New Price is Right and speaking of ...
Anybody to Drew Carey !
Scrambled to fried
Penney's to Sears
Hannity to Limbaugh
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