I Prefer. . .

PC to Mac.
Mozilla to Explorer (or Safari or Netscape).
Rollerball to ballpoint.
Sleeping in to early rising.
Blue jeans to khakis.
Regular lemonade to pink lemonade.
Pepsi to Coke.
Acoustic to electric.
Elevators to stairs.
U2 to REM (although both are good).
Theaters to DVDs.
Chocolate cream pie to all other kinds of pie.
Oreos to Chips Ahoy.
McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwiches.
Ben and Jerry's Phish Food Ice Cream.
Letterman to Leno.
NPR to PRI.
Libraries.
Barnes and Noble to Borders.
Aunties and Powell's to Barnes and Noble.
Italian to Mexican.
Mountains.
Flowers.
Sandals to flip flops.
Tony Stark to Jim Rhodes.
Roger Moore to Sean Connery (I'm totally uncool, I know.)
WordPerfect to Word.
Idaho to Utah.
Vegetables to fruit.
Wheat to white.
Windows down.
People who don't know better to people who should know better.
Robert Seigel to Bob Edwards.
Paz Vega to Penelope Cruz.
Salma Hayek to Paz Vega.
Wheat Thins to Triscuts.
Wendy's to McDonalds.
Subway to Wendy's.
Wal-Mart to K-Mart (though they are both Satan.)
Office Max to Staples.
Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale to almost anyone else.
Batman to Superman.
Bowling to ice skating.
Walking to running.
Homemade to storebought.