They all wore wicked cool headdresses to their ridiculously lavish wedding ceremonies? No, wait, that's just Celine.
They all have the audacity to tell people the perfect way to lose weight when they, themselves, are obviously packing a few extra? No, wait, that's just Dr. Phil.
They all like to dress up in fat suits or as homeless people and be filmed having other people being mean to them so they can then "empathize" with the rest of us poor unwashed masses? No, wait, that's just Tyra.
They're all Secret Master Overlords of Word Domination, Inc.? No, that's just Karl Rove. Well, and maybe Celine and Dr. Phil and Tyra, too. Hey, maybe that's it!! I've got it.
If only we knew who that last guy was . . . But I guess he'd be the perfect Secret Master Overlord since none of us would even recognize him among us.
There's one guy on my paper route who, regardless of whether I arrive at 3:30 am or 7:00 am, he just stares at me with a very unpleasant look on his face. I could do without him. I just want to say, "if you're going to be so shiny, why don't you drive your wrinkley old but into maverick and get your own damn paper?" but that wouldn't be very kind would it?
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Don't know who the guy is in the last photo -- I know they are not all Canadians but maybe they are all performers in one way or another ....no clue
They are all performers but that's not the common link I'm looking for. As for the guy in the last photo, think radio.
They eat babies? Maybe that's just Tyra, though.
They are all underqualified to be doing what they do? I also have no idea who the last guy is.
They all wore wicked cool headdresses to their ridiculously lavish wedding ceremonies? No, wait, that's just Celine.
They all have the audacity to tell people the perfect way to lose weight when they, themselves, are obviously packing a few extra? No, wait, that's just Dr. Phil.
They all like to dress up in fat suits or as homeless people and be filmed having other people being mean to them so they can then "empathize" with the rest of us poor unwashed masses? No, wait, that's just Tyra.
They're all Secret Master Overlords of Word Domination, Inc.? No, that's just Karl Rove. Well, and maybe Celine and Dr. Phil and Tyra, too. Hey, maybe that's it!! I've got it.
If only we knew who that last guy was . . . But I guess he'd be the perfect Secret Master Overlord since none of us would even recognize him among us.
worthlessness?
Think radio???? How would I know what he looks like if he's on the radio????
That last guy is Neal Conan of NPR, and the thing these people all have in common is that they have cool (or unusual) voices. Natch!
There's one guy on my paper route who, regardless of whether I arrive at 3:30 am or 7:00 am, he just stares at me with a very unpleasant look on his face. I could do without him. I just want to say, "if you're going to be so shiny, why don't you drive your wrinkley old but into maverick and get your own damn paper?" but that wouldn't be very kind would it?
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