A Very Important Lunch

Captain Admiral and I convened at The Brownstone near the banks of the Snake River in Idaho Falls to discuss our plan for world domination through the facial hair of middle aged men. Here is photographic proof of this historic meeting:



You will all be glad to know that we mutually agreed to be benign dictators.

P.S. Even as I write this, I hear the ghost of Tracy Brewer Medley saying, "You guys aren't as funny as you think you are."

To this ghost, I respond with one of the oldest, most inside jokes of all time: David Lynch -- Elton John's new flame.

To all the rest of you who are scratching your head at this moment, I apologize profusely. We will now return to our regularly scheduled blogging.